FRED Watch Quickie Film Review: Ferdinand (2017)

TIME TO STOP AND SMELL THE FLOWERS.

I’m a Fulya Kantarmaci and welcome to FRED Watch, where we review everything from the mainstream to the obscure. Today’s film is Ferdinand

Blue Sky Studios / 20th Century Fox Animation / Davis Entertainment / 20th Century Fox

A bull calf grows up to become the biggest, nicest, and most gentle bull you’ll ever come across. Oh, did I mention he also loves flowers?

If you enjoy a story about animals, then take a seat because Ferdinand is a step up from the rest of the creature features in the animated world…

Based on a children’s book by Munro Leaf and Robert Lawson called The Story of Ferdinand, this light-hearted film tells the tale of a bull who would rather smell flowers than fight in an arena for glory. I am all smiles from the get-go! This animated film entices you with beautiful Spanish scenery drawn like I’ve never seen before and music that takes you away to the European country, before continuing on to become a meaningful story.

When I first watched Ferdinand, I didn’t quite understand where the story was taking me until our protagonist was introduced. At a ranch called Casa del Toro, where bulls are trained for fights, he is the only tame bull; a flower-loving animal who doesn’t like violence. Because of this, and after finding out his father did not return from his fight, Ferdinand runs away from home and ends up at a florist’s farm—the expressions on his face when he is in a field filled with lovely flowers and sits atop a hill under a tree are so adorable. Can I have a pet bull just like him?

My heart is then broken when the film decides to take Ferdinand away from his happy place and is dumped back at the ranch he ran away from. I’m not sure if the film is depicting reality but if it is, then Casa del Toro seems like a death trap. If a bull is chosen to fight against a matador, he will be killed for a sport. If the bull is not strong enough to fight, he is sent to the slaughterhouse. That’s definitely a lose-lose situation that no bull should have to live by, hence why Ferdinand doesn’t want to fight (although he doesn’t realise this at the beginning).

I love that a WWE superstar has been cast for the role of Ferdinand. John Cena does a great job voicing the gentle giant and it’s unbelievable how comedic his voice comes across when he talks about flowers and all things sweet. Now that I mention it, what better actor to cast as the Scottish bull Angus than the former Doctor himself, David Tennant. Having travelled to Scotland myself, seeing the highland cows was a definite highlight and it goes without saying, watching Angus in this movie made me laugh out loud! After Ferdinand, Angus is my second favourite character.

Other characters in the film included Ferdinand’s fellow bull buddies Bones (Anthony Anderson), Guapo (Peyton Manning), Valiente (Bobby Cannavale), and Maquina (Tim Nordquist) as well as a crazy goat named Lupe (Kate McKinnon) and three cute hedgehogs: Una (Gina Rodriguez), Dos (Daveed Diggs), and Cuatro (Gabriel Iglesias). If you ask about Tres, you will be greeted with heartbroken and sad faces.

There is so much about this movie that I love; for instance, the running of the bulls scene where it’s the people (namely, the owners of the ranch) chasing the bulls instead of the other way around. Also, ever heard of the saying ‘like a bull in a china shop’? Yep, they had Ferdinand walk through a china shop as slowly and as carefully as he could. Another scene I enjoyed was the dance sequence—bulls versus hoighty, toighty horses. Yes, you read that correctly! The horses in this film are snobby jerks with German accents who think they are better than the bulls. The dancing scene is one of the funniest as you watch Ferdinand dance the flamenco, Angus with his Scottish highlands dance, Bones going all hip-hop with breakdancing, and even Maquina joins in with pop-locking and ends with a robotic twerk. The horses, on the other hand, were more graceful in the style of ballet and contemporary dance. Such a fun scene!

The message in this film is not quite in your face but is still obvious enough that you know it’s saying it’s ok to be yourself and not someone else. Overall, Ferdinand is a little cheesy but still a lot of fun. And remember, “We do not talk about Tres.” 3.5 / 5

 

Starring: John Cena, Kate McKinnon, Anthony Anderson, Bobby Cannavale, Peyton Manning, Gina Rodriguez, Miguel Ángel Silvestre, David Tennant.

Director: Carlos Saldanha | Writers: Robert L. Baird, Tim Federle, Brad Copeland (Story: Ron Burch, David Kidd, Don Rhymer: based on The Story of Ferdinand by Munro Leaf and Robert Lawson) | Producers: John Davis, Lisa Marie Stetler, Lori Forte, Bruce Anderson | Music: John Powell | Cinematographer: Renato Falcão | Editor: Harry Hitner

Available: Blu-ray and DVD.

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A Podcast Called FRED #60

Kendall, and Wayne deliver the latest in nerdy news and geeky goodness in the pop culture podcast that refuses to behave—it’s A Podcast Called FRED!

 

Nerdy News includes:

  • Supernatural to end with Season 15;
  • Noah Centineo in talks to play He-Man;
  • Stranger Things Season 3 trailer released;
  • and more!

Trailer Park discussions:

Popcorn Culture:

  • This week, the team discuss their go-to karaoke song—featuring responses from you!

Check out A Podcast Called FRED #60 ⬇️

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FRED Watch Episode 15: Zulu (1964)

CAINE’S EPIC DEBUT.

Diamond Films / Paramount Pictures / Embassy Pictures

For this month’s FRED Watch podcast, Phillip introduces Wayne to his all-time favorite film (outside of the Star Wars franchise, of course!)—the epic war drama Zulu (1964).

It marked the big screen debut of Michael Caine and is an example of imperial narratives, so does the film still hold up from a contemporary perspective?

Listen to their review here:

 

Check out the theatrical trailer:

Starring: Stanley Baker, Jack Hawkins, Ulla Jacobsson, James Booth, Michael Caine, Richard Burton (narrator).

Director: Cy Endfield | Writers: John Prebble, Cy Endfield (story: John Prebble) | Producers: Stanley Baker,
Cy Endfield | Music: John Barry | Cinematographer: Stephen Dade | Editor: John Jympson

Available: DVD.

 

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Beta Test #15: Age of Empires II

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It started with a LAN party in Yarraville. I was young, full of joy and naive. I hadn’t picked up anything other than the sims since I was 12 years old. The only experience with Age of Empires I had was when my friend burnt me a copy of the first addition that he got in a Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain box. We played 3 hours of solid MMO game play. 3 hours of building, constructing, and fighting off computer bot after computer bot. It was a bloody battle, many died, few survived, but we rose victorious. Kings amongst men. It’s been three years since my first slaughter and…I’ll get right down to it, I’ve played 451 fucking hours on this game.

OK so this time it’s not completely unbiased, but I haven’t reviewed a game I know before so hold onto everything you hold dear because it’s a ride. (Also, this IS a review, not a written play through, so if you want me to do a legit play through let me know! I would be so psyched)

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Ayo-yoho wololo wololo, I’m Bethany Griffiths, and this is Beta Test. A game review platform where I ‘Hombis, Arectus!’ choose one game a month to go ham on until either I get better or get wrecked. All in the hopes that I can provide you with a completely (un)biased review.

Last month I went on two holidays and felt great, now it’s mid March and I’m getting to know just why the March Hare was so mad. Everything is in crazy town this month, work is up in the air, my health is up in the air, a kid egged Fraser Anning, People are getting shot, the world is dying from an intense case of people-itis, and I haven’t seen a good nail technician in for-ev-a. I’m so done I don’t know who’s Arthur or Martha. But I do know gaming! And I know Age of Empires!

Age of Empires II Developed by Skybox Labs, Hidden Path Entertainment, Ensemble Studios, and Forgotten Empires, and published by Microsoft Studios, is a scenario based RPG that incorporates ancient, lost, and forgotten empires that you battle against to claim victory. There are hundreds of campaigns and scenarios to play through. All of which get you to do different things to win, such as capturing all the relics, death matches, and historical based story lines. With limited resources, and a tech tree that follows the race you’ve chosen, it’s a bloodbath that you will win or rage quit trying.

I’ve been playing for a few years now, and let me tell you, this game holds water better than a camel in the desert. I’m 32% through the steam achievements and I have no intention of slowing down. (What can I say, I’m a glutton for anything with achievements and statistics.) Stylistically, the game gives off the old time feeling of geographical cartography. The trees, buildings, and landscapes all have that hand drawn perspective, while maintaining the integrity of the gaming style of 2013. The sound track will get stuck in your head for hours. You don’t know how many times I’ll be in the shower or making food and the main theme decides it wants to blare in my ears like the constant reminder that I haven’t completed all the scenarios yet (I’m getting there! I swear), And the game play is fun with friends or by yourself in a dark room, at two in the morning, guzzling dry cornflakes out of a Thomas the Tank Engine bowl.

Age of Empires II is unique in that because of the way the game is constructed, you can structure your experience however you want it. In the main scenario chart, there are heaps of specs to choose including different races, landscapes, amount of people you can have in your village, starting age, and tech tree prerequisites. In game, you can choose alliances, play bloody, or play peaceful by building a wonder or capturing all the relics (my personal go to is to advance absolutely everything, amass an army, and slowly sweep across the board, killing everything I can get my grubby little hands on). It really is a choose your own adventure game, that I’m proud to say I’ve never gotten bored with to this day.

The game runs old. By that, I mean it doesn’t need any special computer tech to get it off the ground. In fact, I think I could run this on my family windows 2003 desktop and still play without a hiccup. The only real bugs i’ve found in game has more to do with my settings, where my task bar doesn’t disappear sometimes, making map reading, and constructing just that little bit trickier, and the annoying glitch that if you’re away from your keyboard for too long (say, a couple of hours) it can get stuck like a scratched ‘so fresh hits of summer 2005’ CD in a boombox, and you have to task close. But over all, Age of Empires II runs smoothly, doesn’t overwork your systems, and rarely lags.

I love Age of Empires II like I would love a dog, or a small child. It’s an iconic game that you need to get into if you haven’t already. It’s accessible, and takes very little energy to play, as well as being infinitely entertaining.

Because of the meme quality, kick ass score, and ability to do a full kill sweep of the board, I give this game:

3/5 Wololo’s for style
1/5 Wololo’s  for plot
4/5 Wololo’s for easiness
5/5 Wololo’s for Slowly sweeping your forces across the board and killing everything

So, my dudes! I’ve been Bethany Griffiths, and this has been a ‘dada hee?’ Beta Test. A game review platform where I either got better or got wrecked. All in the hopes that I can provide you with a completely unbiased review. If you have a game that you want me to give my two cents on, Please let me know!

Until next time,

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A Podcast Called FRED #59

Kendall, and Wayne deliver the latest in nerdy news and geeky goodness in the pop culture podcast that refuses to behave—it’s A Podcast Called FRED!

 

Nerdy News includes:

  • James Gunn returns as director for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3;
  • Ezra Miller and Grant Morrison writing script for the Flash movie
  • Taika Waititi to direct Time Bandits pilot for Apple;
  • and more!

Trailer Park discussions:

  • Batman versus Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Aladdin
  • Avengers: Endgame

Quickie Review:

  • Kendall delivers her verdict on Vox Lux.

Popcorn Culture:

  • This week, the team discuss their favourite final scenes in a movie—featuring responses from you!

Check out A Podcast Called FRED #59 ⬇️

Remember to let us know your response to the Popcorn Culture question so you can be featured in the next episode of A Podcast Called FRED!

 

PREVIOUS EPISODE: A Podcast Called FRED #58 ⬇️

RELATED VIDEO: Non-Scripted Ramblings #33: Avengers: Endgame Trailer 2 Reaction ⬇️

Non-Scripted Ramblings #33

Marvel Cinematic Universe fanatic Kendall Richardson delivers a spontaneous reaction to the second Avengers: Endgame trailer… direct from her car! Check it out ⬇️

Watch the trailer for yourself here and let us know your thoughts in the comments!

 

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FRED Watch Quickie Film Review: Captain Marvel (2019)

SIMPLY MARVELOUS!

Welcome to FRED Watch, where we review everything from the mainstream to the obscure. Today’s film is the superhero blockbuster Captain Marvel

Marvel Studios / Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

Set in the 1990s, Carol Danvers (Brie Larson) becomes one of the universe’s most powerful heroes when Earth is caught in the middle of a galactic war between two alien races.

Kendall Richardson reviewing (2019):

To say we have been waiting for this film for a long time would be an understatement. After twenty films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, we finally have Marvel’s first female-led superhero film. Captain Marvel enters the MCU in superb fashion with this expertly executed origin story. Whilst certain parts of Captain Marvel are by the numbers, because nearly all of these films have to follow a particular formula, I am happy to report that there are certain twists to the origin format that make this movie stand out as one of Marvel Studios’s best origin stories. Our heroine begins the film already in possession of her incredible powers, but with no knowledge of how she got them.

Brie Larson portrays the titular Carol Danvers, or Vers, with ease and such strength behind her. The Academy Award-winning actress was a perfect casting choice, as all of the casting across the MCU is. She imbues Carol with such a commanding presence, a wicked sense of humour, and a wonderful spirit that really surprises you once you learn that this is Larson’s first time in a role like this. She is such a natural and an absolute pleasure to watch on screen, regardless of what film she’s in or what character she is playing. I am very much looking forward to seeing her share the screen with the Avengers in the upcoming Endgame, particularly because I feel her and Steve Rogers will get along quite well. Carol is very much a solider in the same way that Steve is, wanting to do anything it takes to fight the good fight, but also possesses the resilience to change allegiances when she knows the fight is wrong.

This movie gives more background into the previously introduced alien race known as The Kree. We get to see their home world of Hala and meet the leader of their race, an AI known only as the Supreme Intelligence, who communicates with her people by taking the form of the person they most admire. In Carol’s case, however, she does not remember who the person she sees actually is. A big part of the driving force of the film is Carol trying to remember who she is and who this woman, played by Annette Bening, was to her in the life she once led. We also get introduced to the Skrulls, an alien race of shapeshifters the Kree are at war with. Australian actor Ben Mendelsohn portrays their general, Talos, and was allowed to keep his native accent for the part. For die-hard fans of the MCU, seeing the Skrulls on screen for the first time is going to be a big highlight, especially considering they will most likely play a huge role in the upcoming Phase Four.

A major highlight of the film though has to be its visual effects. Not only do we have the standard action scenes on Earth and in space filled with gorgeous CGI, we have probably the most impressive de-aging effects work ever done in a film. I’m of course talking about seeing a young Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) and a young Phil Coulson (Clark Gregg) here in their early S.H.I.E.L.D. days. Both actors look absolutely outstanding thanks to the convincing effects work. Whilst we see early shades of the future man Coulson will become, this version of Nick Fury is near unrecognisable compared to his modern day counterpart. And I’m not referring to the fact that he has both of his eyes. Younger Fury carries with him a lot more heart and soul, and is a lot less jaded or hardened due to having not lived through his tumultuous future yet. It is a real high point of the film watching the way Jackson and Larson bounce off each other; they have an excellent on screen chemistry that is just a joy to see.

Jude Law’s Yon-Rogg is another interesting character and, without spoiling too much, I really appreciated what they did with him and his relationship with Carol as her mentor. But my favourite character of the whole film, and yes I’m jumping on the bandwagon here, is Goose the Cat. Every single scene with Goose in it belongs to her. And the reveal of just who this cat really is will leave your jaw dropped. I still cannot believe what I saw; seeing the reaction of the characters in the film and then listening to those from the audience in the cinema, was just beyond hilarious. Speaking of hilarious, they really had a lot of fun with the 1990s setting. The music was on point; one particular fight scene with No Doubt’s Just a Girl playing really tickled my fancy and the showcasing of the ’90s technology was exactly what it needed to be—absolutely hysterical.

Co-directors Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck join the ranks of esteemed MCU filmmakers that handle a film of this caliber with such style and wonderful storytelling that cements Captain Marvel’s place among the best films of the MCU. And to finally see a woman take down the bad guys in such a powerful way—seriously, you guys, Thanos should be shaking in his gauntlet—is so incredibly inspiring. The next generation of women have got a marvelous role model on their hands. 4½ / 5

Wayne Stellini reviewing (2020):

The twenty-first film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) elects to introduce a new hero into the mix. At the same time, Marvel Studios has given their first female-led entry in their extensive franchise not to Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow (who has already appeared in seven films) but to the mysterious Captain Marvel.

Any head-scratching that may come from this creative choice is quickly forgotten as Brie Larson embodies our titular hero to perfection. As she wrestles with recalling her past and fending off the bad guys, Larson demonstrates the best qualities in any protagonist: Captain Marvel is strong, vulnerable, charming, and always accessible.

Directors Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck’s vision (they also wrote the screenplay with Geneva Robertson-Dworet) is cohesive and proves to not only be one of the better paced MCU films but also one of the most entertaining. And despite some questionable choices from cinematographer Ben Davis (one or two action sequences are lit too dark), Captain Marvel is an incredibly good looking picture that has benefited from Elliot Graham and Debbie Berman’s editing skills.

Because the film is set in the 1990s, it not only showcases a terrific score, but returning actors Samuel L. Jackson and Clark Gregg (as Nick Fury and Phil Coulson respectively) have been digitally de-aged by twenty-five years. Admittedly, Gregg could have been given a little more tender love and care, but there’s no denying how great Jackson looks. As well as performing a character he is more than competent and comfortable with, his chemistry with Larson is one of the film’s strongest points. They are a big part of Captain Marvel’s fun as much as they are a part of its sense of adventure, though showing why Fury (now) wears an eye patch is a nod that we did not need and probably even diehard fans did not want. There’s an abundance of solid supporting players too, particularly from Jude Law, Lashana Lynch, and the always reliable and grossly underrated Ben Mendelsohn. However, a character by the name of Goose (portrayed by Reggie, Archie, Rizzo, and Gonzo) quite easily steals the show.

Overall, Captain Marvel may not break the genre mould, but it is a consistently entertaining and engaging superhero movie. I can’t wait to see Larson suit up again. 4 / 5

 

Starring: Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Mendelsohn, Djimon Hounsou, Lee Pace, Lashana Lynch, Gemma Chan, Annette Bening, Clark Gregg, Jude Law, Stan Lee [cameo].

Directors: Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck | Writers: Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck, Geneva Robertson-Dworet (story by Nicole Perlman, Meg LeFauve, Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck, Geneva Robertson-Dworet based on Captain Marvel by Stan Lee and Gene Colan; Carol Danvers by Roy Thomas and Gene Colan | Producer: Kevin Feige | Music: Pinar Toprak | Cinematographer: Ben Davis | Editors: Elliot Graham, Debbie Berman

Available: Disney+, Google Play, and YouTube.

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Kendall Richardson’s review was first published on Thursday, 14 March 2019. It was updated to include Wayne Stellini’s review and the film’s online viewing availability on Sunday, 3 May 2020.


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A Podcast Called FRED #58

Kendall, Fulya, and Phillip deliver the latest in nerdy news and geeky goodness in the pop culture podcast that refuses to behave—it’s A Podcast Called FRED!

 

Nerdy News includes:

  • Actor Luke Perry, musician Keith Flint, and former wrestler King Kong Bundy die;
  • Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.‘s seventh season and Arrow‘s eighth season to be the last;
  • Idris Elba to replace Will Smith as Deadshot in The Suicide Squad;
  • and more!

Trailer Park discussions:

Quickie Review:

  • Kendall delivers her verdict on the latest MCU blockbuster—Captain Marvel.

Popcorn Culture:

  • This week, the team discuss their favourite final scenes in a movie—featuring responses from you!

Check out A Podcast Called FRED #58 ⬇️

Remember to let us know your response to the Popcorn Culture question so you can be featured in the next episode of A Podcast Called FRED!

 

PREVIOUS EPISODE: A Podcast Called FRED #57 ⬇️

RELATED VIDEO: Non-Scripted Ramblings #32: Captain Marvel Spoiler Review ⬇️

Non-Scripted Ramblings #32

Marvel Cinematic Universe fanatic Kendall Richardson delivers her verdict on Captain Marvel. Lots of spoilers ahead—check it out ⬇️

What did you think of the film? Let us know in the comments!

 

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FRED Watch Quickie Film Review: Black Shampoo (1976)

‘SHAMPOO’ SIMPLY DOESN’T RINSE.

I’m a Wayne Stellini and welcome to FRED Watch, where we review everything from the mainstream to the obscure. Today’s film is the blaxploitation flick Black Shampoo

Dimension Pictures

A salon owner (John Daniels), with a reputation for being as good a lover as he is a hairdresser, takes on the mob after his receptionist (Tanya Boyd) is kidnapped and colleagues are assaulted.

Inspired by the Oscar-winning Shampoo (1975) one year earlier, Black Shampoo delivers what is expected: sex, nudity, violence, questionable acting, and a paper-thin plot that will keep fans of the blaxploitation genre happy. Unfortunately, the film suffers from poor pacing, with director/co-writer Greydon Clark apparently more concerned with finding reasons to link soft-core porn-esque sex scenes, and their accompanying score, together than presenting a taut action caper.

So while there is much to critique Black Shampoo about, there are also a few positives to draw from it. Although not given much to do and not the greatest actor to ever grace the screen, the beautifully imposing John Daniels does well enough with the material at hand and Tanya Boyd is also quite engaging.

However, what is quite remarkable about the film from a contemporary viewing is the manner in which homosexual characters are not only depicted but also interact with their heterosexual counterparts. The queer men here are extreme stereotypes: effeminate, flamboyant hairdressers. But this is nothing to be offended by.

Exploitation films and their subgenres utilise stereotypes as a form of shorthand; in-depth character development is never a priority. Additionally, what a wonderful manner to depict society’s outcasts—Queer. Here. Get over it. This, of course, means nothing if our macho hero does not accept them unconditionally. But accept them, Daniels’ Mr. Jonathan does. Not only that, but the beating of gay salon worker Artie (Skip E. Lowe) is one of the driving motivators for tensions between Jonathan and the mob. And this loyalty is a two-way street. Artie’s refusal to jeopardise Jonathan’s safety escalates in him being sexually assaulted with a curling iron. (Rape as a weapon is a common trope in exploitation films reserved for women and gay men.)

Ultimately, the final act is where a film such as this sinks or swims. It is violent and blood and is spilt, but remains a little underwhelming, particularly when compared to its contemporaries. It is unfortunate that this badly acted and even worse written caper did not receive a little more care and a slightly bigger budget, because Black Shampoo has all the potential of a genre masterpiece. 2½ / 5

 

Starring: John Daniels, Tanya Boyd, Joe Ortiz, Skip E. Lowe, Gary Allen, Anne Gaybis, Jack Mehoff, Bruce Kerley.

Director: Greydon Clark | Producer: Alvin L. Fast | Writers: Greydon Clark, Alvin L. Fast | Music: Gerald Lee | Cinematographers: Dean Cundey, Michael Mileham | Editor: Earl Watson

Available: Amazon

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